kids valentine's

Kids Funny Valentine's

"Will you be my valentine?"
 said the timid porcupine.
 Listening, he heard
 not a single word.

 "Will you let me hold you please?
 Let my arms enfold you please?
 Why are you so shy?"
 There was no reply.

 "I'll make you my Mrs., dear;
 smother you with kisses, dear.
 Darling, won't you try it?"
 All he heard was quiet.

 "Though I have persisted here,
 still you have resisted, dear.
 I must need more practice,"
 he said to the cactus.

Kids Poems My Dog Invisible Playing

My dog plays invisible Frisbee.
 He catches invisible balls.
 He rides an invisible skateboard.
 He hurdles invisible walls.

 My dog has perfected the practice
 of doing invisible tricks.
 He jumps with invisible jumpropes
 and fetches invisible sticks.

 He barks at invisible mailmen.
 He growls at invisible cats.
 He'll bring me invisible slippers
 and even invisible hats.

 He chases invisible squirrels
 whenever we go for a jog.
 He's clearly the greatest dog ever.
 I love my invisible dog.

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Kids Pet Shop

While shopping at the pet store
 I got my fondest wish.
 I bought myself a fish bowl
 and then a pair of fish.

 And since I was already
 out shopping at the store
 I thought I ought to purchase
 another smidgen more.

 And so I got a rabbit,
 a hamster and a frog,
 a gerbil and a turtle,
 a parrot and a dog.

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My Dog Piano Player

My puppy plays piano.
 It's the strangest thing to see.
 It seems, while I was practicing,
 he learned by watching me.

 He started out on chopsticks,
 then he learned to play some Bach.
 It wasn't long before he knew
 the blues and classic rock.

 He also taught my kitten how
 so they could play duets,
 and then they taught guitar and drums
 to all my other pets.

 They formed a band and practiced hard
 and traveled all around,
 and instantly got famous
 for their catchy "Pet Rock" sound.

 They made a smash hit record
 and it wasn't very long
 before my pets were millionaires
 because they wrote this song.

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My stupid dog

My dog is not the smartest dog alive.
 He seems to think that two and two is five.
 He's sure Japan's the capital of France.
 He says that submarines know how to dance.

 My dog declares that tigers grow on trees.
 He argues only antelopes eat cheese.
 He tells me that he's twenty nine feet tall,
 then adds that ants are good at basketball.

 He claims to own a mansion on the moon;
 a palace that he bought from a baboon.
 He swears the sun is made of candy bars,
 and says he's seen bananas play guitars.

 It seems to me my dog is pretty dense.
 He talks a lot, but doesn't make much sense.
 Although I love my dog with all my heart,
 I have to say, he isn't very smart.

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Happy Birthday to my friend

I've got a lot of presents
that I'd like to give to you.
I'll give you all my Brussels sprouts
and all my liver too.

I'll give you all my gym socks
when they really start to stink.
I'll give you all my pens when
they are running out of ink.

I'll give you all my broken toys
and empty jars of paste.
I'll give you all my bubble gum
that's chewed and lost its taste.

I'll give you all the dust balls that
I found beneath my bed.
I'll give you all my batteries
as soon as they are dead.

So have a happy birthday,
you're a special friend indeed,
and please accept this trashcan
full of stuff that I don't need.

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Dog on sofa

My dog lives on the sofa.
That's where he wants to be.
He likes to sit there night and day
and watch what's on TV.
He surfs the channels constantly
by chewing the remote,
then watches what he wants to watch;
I never get a vote.
He's fond of films with animals.
He takes in nature shows.
Whenever cat cartoons come on
he always watches those.
He loves the pet commercials too,
and anything with food.
Whenever there's a tennis match
he nearly comes unglued.
I got him from the dog pound.
He didn't cost a cent.
I asked them for a "watch dog,"
but this isn't what I meant.

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School after holidays

"Dear students, the summer has ended.
The school year at last has begun.
But this year is totally different.
I promise we'll only have fun.

"We won't study any mathematics,
and recess will last all day long.
Instead of the pledge of allegiance,
we'll belt out a rock-and-roll song.

"We'll only play games in the classroom.
You're welcome to bring in your toys.
It's okay to run in the hallways.
It's great if you make lots of noise.

"For homework, you'll play your Nintendo.
You'll have to watch lots of T.V.
For field trips we'll go to the movies
and get lots of candy for free.

"The lunchroom will only serve chocolate
and triple fudge sundaes supreme."
Yes, that's what I heard from my teacher
before I woke up from my dream.

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kids Lunch

 candy bar.
A piece of cake.
A lollipop.
A chocolate shake.

A jelly donut.
 Chocolate chips.
Some gummy worms
and licorice whips.

A candy cane.
A lemon drop.
Some bubblegum
and soda pop.

Vanilla wafers.
Cherry punch.
My mom slept in
while I made lunch.

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Teacher took my ipod, kids poems

Teacher took my iPod.
She said they had a rule;
I couldn't bring it into class
or even to the school.

She said she would return it;
I'd have it back that day.
But then she tried my headphones on
and gave a click on Play.

She looked a little startled,
but after just a while
she made sure we were occupied
and cracked a wicked smile.

Her body started swaying.
Her toes began to tap.
She started grooving in her seat
and rocking to the rap.

My teacher said she changed her mind.
She thinks it's now okay
to bring my iPod into class.
She takes it every day.

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My Kung Fu Puppy

My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry
and roundhouse kicked my rear.

My lizard flipped me upside down.
My kitten kicked my head.
My hamster slammed me to the ground
and left me nearly dead.

So my advice? Avoid regrets;
no matter what you do,
don't ever let your family pets
take lessons in kung fu.

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Clippity boop

Clippity cloppity bippity boop.
Flippity floppity slippity sloop.
Hippity hoppity dippity doop.
Zippity zoppty pippity poop.

Mippity moppity trippity troop.
Lippity loppity vippity voop.
Nippity noppity grippity groop.
Tippity toppity quippity quoop.

Drippity droppity jippity joop.
Blippity bloppity sippity soop.
Yippity yoppity whippity whoop.
I wrote this whole poem so I could say, "poop."

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How to Fly

I'm soaring.
I'm sailing.
I'm learning to fly.
I'm leaping.
I'm bouncing.
I'm high in the sky.

I'm jumping.
I'm hopping.
I'm up in the air.
I'm dashing.
I'm diving,
the wind in my hair.

I'm swooping.
I'm whooshing.
I'm light as a kite.
I'm flittering,
fluttering,
floating in flight.

I'm toppling.
I'm tumbling.
I'm falling. I crashed.
And, whoopsie,
my parents
new mattress is trashed.

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Sam Ate Jam

There was a boy whose name was Sam.
The only thing he ate was jam.
When offered any other food,
he'd claim he wasn't in the mood.
He'd say, "I'm fairly full today,"
and push that other food away.
And so he never tasted pie,
or gave spaghetti sauce a try,
and even if you asked him, "Please?"
he wouldn't chew on cheddar cheese.
He couldn't stand potato chips.
Bananas never crossed his lips.
And not a bit of beef or lamb
or deviled egg or candied yam
would wind up on his dinner plate,
for jam was all he ever ate.

Now, as it happened, late one day
poor Sam expired. He passed away.
We don't know why. It might have been
some mineral or vitamin
was missing from the food he ate
and caused this clearly awful fate
or maybe all that sugar made
him fall to pieces, start to fade,
until the day that eating jam
at last became the end of Sam.

We can't be certain why he died
but, maybe, if he'd only tried
some yogurt or some celery,
a piece of toast, a pear, a pea,
a pizza crust, a grain of rice,
a half an herb, a single spice,
a spoon of soup with just one clam,
then, maybe, we would still have Sam.

Alas, he never ate a grape
or chocolate bar or Belgian crepe
or lobster bisque or Irish stew
or sauerkraut or cheese fondue
or casserole or sloppy joe,
so this is all we'll ever know:
Since jam was all he had to eat,
his life was rather short and sweet.

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Upon a Cow

It happened once, I don't know how,
I found myself upon a cow.
The cow was startled, too, to see
that she was sitting under me.
And underneath the cow, a hog
was resting right atop a dog.
Below them in this lofty heap
were piled a goat, a duck, a sheep,
a buffalo, a horse, a yak,
and at the bottom of the stack,
a rather worried-looking cat,
extremely wide and very flat.

So if you never want your cat
to wind up wide and round and flat
then learn this lesson here and now:
Don't ever sit upon a cow.

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My Genius Brother

My brother's a genius;
as smart as they come.
Without his computer, though,
boy, is he dumb.
His screws all get looser.
His lights become dim.
His mind starts unwinding.
His senses grow slim.

His IQ starts dropping.
His smarts start to sink.
It seems to be strenuous
even to think.
His wisdom and wits take
a little vacation.
His head is still there
but his brain leaves the station.

He can't answer questions
or speak off the cuff.
His noggin gets clogged up
with feathers and fluff.
He's dense as a doorknob.
He's thick as a brick.
It's plain that his brain
can't compete with a stick.

When using computers,
he's bright as the sun.
Without them, he's dumb
as a hamburger bun.
He's slow as a dodo,
obtuse as a trout.
I sure hope our Internet
never goes out.

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Teaching Way

Our teacher sings The Beatles.
She must know every song.
We ask her please to stop
but she just sings, "It Won't Be Long."

And then she croons like Elvis.
She clearly thinks it's cool.
And if we beg her not to
she just belts out, "Don't be Cruel."

She then does Michael Jackson.
It drives us nearly mad.
We have to cover up our ears
because she's singing, "Bad."

She winds up with The Wiggles
or else a Barney song,
and, even worse, she tells us all
that we should sing along.

It's all my fault she does this.
I feel like such a fool.
I wish I'd never brought
my karaoke box to school.

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Lovely Sweetie

My teacher calls me sweetie cakes.
My classmates think it's funny
to hear her call me angel face
or pookie bear or honey.

She calls me precious baby doll.
She calls me pumpkin pie
or doodle bug or honey bunch
or darling butterfly.

 My class is so embarrassing
I need to find another;
just any class at all
in which the teacher's not my mother.

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My Well Education

How to juggle.
How to hop.
How to make
my knuckles pop.

How to whinny.
How to cluck.
How to talk
like Donald Duck.

How to wiggle
both my ears.
How to fake
convincing tears.

How to yo-yo.
Capture flies.
Roll my tongue
and cross my eyes.

How to make a
piggy snout.
How to make
my eyes bug out.

These are things
I learned in school.
Education--
Ain't it cool?

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My dog does my homework
at home every night.
He answers each question
and gets them all right.

There's only one problem
with homework by Rover.
I can't turn in work
that's been slobbered all over.

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Smashed my Homework

My dog ate my homework.
That mischievous pup
got hold of my homework
and gobbled it up.

My dog ate my homework.
It's gonna be late.
I guess that the teacher
will just have to wait.

My dog ate my homework.
He swallowed it whole.
I shouldn't have mixed it
with food in his bowl.

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Today my Book Report

My book report is due today.
I haven't finished yet.
In fact, I haven't started,
which I'm coming to regret.

I haven't even read the book.
I put it off so long.
I thought I'd have a lot of time.
It looks like I was wrong.

I'd ask my older brother
what this book is all about,
but he's already left for school
and cannot help me out.

I'd hustle to the movie store
and rent the DVD,
but I don't even have the time
to watch it on TV.

I guess I'll have to fake it
and pretend I read the book.
Then write a bunch of nonsense
and assorted gobbledygook.

It's either that, or do the thing
my conscience knows is right:
I'll claim I'm sick and stay at home
and finish it tonight.

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My Raised Hand in the Class

I raised my hand in class this morning,
sitting in the back.
The teacher didn't see, I think.
Instead she called on Jack.

I stretched my hand up higher,
but she called on Zach and Zoe.
I started bouncing up and down,
but, still, she called on Chloe.

I waved my arms but, even so,
she didn't call on me.
She called on Bryan, Brooklyn, Billy,
Bailey, Ben, and Bree.

She called on Taylor, Tristan, Thomas,
Trinity, and Ty.
Then, finally, she called my name.
I breathed a heavy sigh.

She asked me for the answer.
I just frowned and clenched my knees,
and said, "I've no idea,
but could I use the bathroom, please?"

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I rode my bike.
I had a snack.
I took a hike.
I read a book.
I watched T.V.
I built a fort.
I climbed a tree.
I surfed the web.
I played guitar.
I caught a bug
inside a jar.
I called my friends.
I dug a hole.
I kicked a ball.
I scored a goal.
I had a swim.
I learned to skate.
I played with toys.
I stayed up late.
It's fair to say
I do like school,
but even more, though,
weekends rule!

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My Favorite Game Basketball

Basketball's my favorite sport.
I dribble up and down the court.
The ball goes bouncing off my toes
and beans the teacher on the nose.

He stumbles back and grabs his nose
and hits the wall and down he goes.
The other players stop and stare.
They've never heard the teacher swear.

With no one playing anymore.
I grab the ball. I shoot. I score.
I love this game! It's so much fun.
The teacher cried, but, hey--we won.

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My All Excuses

I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking.

My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My notes were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.

I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
"I think you'll find it's easier
to do the work instead."

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Spaceship Fish

A fish in a spaceship is flying through school.
A dinosaur's dancing on top of a stool.
The library's loaded with orange baboons,
in purple tuxedos with bows and balloons.

The pigs on the playground are having a race
while pencils parade in their linens and lace.
As camels do cartwheels and elephants fly,
bananas are baking a broccoli pie.

A hundred gorillas are painting the walls,
while robots on rockets careen through the halls.
Tomatoes are teaching in all of the classes.
Or maybe, just maybe, I need some new glasses.

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kids class dismissed poem

We have broken all the blackboards
so the teachers cannot write.
We have painted all the toilets black
and all the lockers white.

We have torn up all the math books
 and we've locked the school's front door.
 There won't be school no more.

Glory, glory hallelujah!
 School is closed now, what's it to ya?
 There won't be no more homework
 and there won't be no more tests.
 There won't be school no more.

Draw dove cartoon

How to draw an innocent dove cartoon, its easy to learn step by step .

Step_1 In the beginning of this dove drawing , it helps to first visualize HOW you're going to go about it, before you actually draw this you should have to feel the exactly about cartoon. in this step Green triangles show the indication of wings structure. 

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Draw an Owl Cartoon

Drawing your own owl on top of a Rock

 It is so simple to draw with easy steps

 

Step 1- Draw on circle 

 Step 2- Draw one circle and one oval for lower part of owl body

 

 Step 3- draw two little circle on the bottom of oval for owl feet 

Step 4 - Draw a point in top circle for owl nose

Step 5 - Following this step try to complete the head of this owl

Step 6 - Now its time to make the eyes of owl

Step 7 - Draw owl ear

 

 Step 8- Completing the ear, make figures of  owl feet following this step

Step 9- Owl shape is in position, Now its time to make some Rock for owl 

Step 10 - Fill the colours

kids psychology

Kids Disciplining 

Kids Discipline:

How to control to disciplining your kids, Mostly parent are worried with the problem of their kids discipline. It is famous quote “Man should have to kid with the kid”.

Think as kid:

I know it is so difficult for elder’s that to show their sensibility like a kid. Exactly it is a huge laugh but the true is that to understand the kid’s psychology we should have to behave like a kid. Infact, kids always trust on them who played with them and also understand the things about learning point of view.

Parents Attitude:

Parents can handled their child disciplining position. If the child make a lot of noise and not to listen any of one then mom and dad has must some opposite attitude for their kid . Any of one from parent behave cruelly and in the same position other one do love with kid. Benefit of this situation is that children must be able to listen the obedience of their parent and also assess that their parent love them.

kids duck drawing

Easy to learn step by step, how to draw a duck 

Step 1 

Initial structure of duck drawing is very simple, look at the first step of draw, a large oval for body and then draw a circle for head, for the completeness of this drawing your concentration must be required. 

Step 2

After making some initial structure of this drawing, now draw head and neck of it.

Step 3 

Draw this portion with a slightly curve

Step 4

Now the difficult thing is its wings , but don't be hesitate just try it is so simple to draw on your paper.

Step 5 

Now look at its balley and try to make its feet.

Step 6 

Major point is that in this complete drawing, oval is very helpful component to draw this duck, its mean that for any drawing the initial structure of a drawing has a very important role.

Finally your drawing is completed now, You had seen it is so easier to draw a duck on your paper. Have enjoy this kids art fun. Better luck for the next posting, Take care of yourself.

kids drawing

How to draw Teddy Bear, step by step easy to learn drawing at Kid learner 

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Drawing Tooky bird

How to draw Tooky Bird, Learn step by step 

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