Kids Poems My Dog Invisible Playing

My dog plays invisible Frisbee.
 He catches invisible balls.
 He rides an invisible skateboard.
 He hurdles invisible walls.

 My dog has perfected the practice
 of doing invisible tricks.
 He jumps with invisible jumpropes
 and fetches invisible sticks.

 He barks at invisible mailmen.
 He growls at invisible cats.
 He'll bring me invisible slippers
 and even invisible hats.

 He chases invisible squirrels
 whenever we go for a jog.
 He's clearly the greatest dog ever.
 I love my invisible dog.

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Kids Pet Shop

While shopping at the pet store
 I got my fondest wish.
 I bought myself a fish bowl
 and then a pair of fish.

 And since I was already
 out shopping at the store
 I thought I ought to purchase
 another smidgen more.

 And so I got a rabbit,
 a hamster and a frog,
 a gerbil and a turtle,
 a parrot and a dog.

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My Dog Piano Player

My puppy plays piano.
 It's the strangest thing to see.
 It seems, while I was practicing,
 he learned by watching me.

 He started out on chopsticks,
 then he learned to play some Bach.
 It wasn't long before he knew
 the blues and classic rock.

 He also taught my kitten how
 so they could play duets,
 and then they taught guitar and drums
 to all my other pets.

 They formed a band and practiced hard
 and traveled all around,
 and instantly got famous
 for their catchy "Pet Rock" sound.

 They made a smash hit record
 and it wasn't very long
 before my pets were millionaires
 because they wrote this song.

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My stupid dog

My dog is not the smartest dog alive.
 He seems to think that two and two is five.
 He's sure Japan's the capital of France.
 He says that submarines know how to dance.

 My dog declares that tigers grow on trees.
 He argues only antelopes eat cheese.
 He tells me that he's twenty nine feet tall,
 then adds that ants are good at basketball.

 He claims to own a mansion on the moon;
 a palace that he bought from a baboon.
 He swears the sun is made of candy bars,
 and says he's seen bananas play guitars.

 It seems to me my dog is pretty dense.
 He talks a lot, but doesn't make much sense.
 Although I love my dog with all my heart,
 I have to say, he isn't very smart.

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