kids valentine's

Kids Funny Valentine's

"Will you be my valentine?"
 said the timid porcupine.
 Listening, he heard
 not a single word.

 "Will you let me hold you please?
 Let my arms enfold you please?
 Why are you so shy?"
 There was no reply.

 "I'll make you my Mrs., dear;
 smother you with kisses, dear.
 Darling, won't you try it?"
 All he heard was quiet.

 "Though I have persisted here,
 still you have resisted, dear.
 I must need more practice,"
 he said to the cactus.

Happy Birthday to my friend

I've got a lot of presents
that I'd like to give to you.
I'll give you all my Brussels sprouts
and all my liver too.

I'll give you all my gym socks
when they really start to stink.
I'll give you all my pens when
they are running out of ink.

I'll give you all my broken toys
and empty jars of paste.
I'll give you all my bubble gum
that's chewed and lost its taste.

I'll give you all the dust balls that
I found beneath my bed.
I'll give you all my batteries
as soon as they are dead.

So have a happy birthday,
you're a special friend indeed,
and please accept this trashcan
full of stuff that I don't need.

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I rode my bike.
I had a snack.
I took a hike.
I read a book.
I watched T.V.
I built a fort.
I climbed a tree.
I surfed the web.
I played guitar.
I caught a bug
inside a jar.
I called my friends.
I dug a hole.
I kicked a ball.
I scored a goal.
I had a swim.
I learned to skate.
I played with toys.
I stayed up late.
It's fair to say
I do like school,
but even more, though,
weekends rule!

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My Favorite Game Basketball

Basketball's my favorite sport.
I dribble up and down the court.
The ball goes bouncing off my toes
and beans the teacher on the nose.

He stumbles back and grabs his nose
and hits the wall and down he goes.
The other players stop and stare.
They've never heard the teacher swear.

With no one playing anymore.
I grab the ball. I shoot. I score.
I love this game! It's so much fun.
The teacher cried, but, hey--we won.

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My All Excuses

I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking.

My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My notes were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.

I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
"I think you'll find it's easier
to do the work instead."

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Spaceship Fish

A fish in a spaceship is flying through school.
A dinosaur's dancing on top of a stool.
The library's loaded with orange baboons,
in purple tuxedos with bows and balloons.

The pigs on the playground are having a race
while pencils parade in their linens and lace.
As camels do cartwheels and elephants fly,
bananas are baking a broccoli pie.

A hundred gorillas are painting the walls,
while robots on rockets careen through the halls.
Tomatoes are teaching in all of the classes.
Or maybe, just maybe, I need some new glasses.

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Kids Poems

The sky 

I am big, dark, and stormy.

Most people don't like me.

I can make strong sounds and get people inside.

I can stretch a long way, and make a lot of friends.

I am big and mighty.

The sun comes after me.

I am a thunderstorm.

These are the words that describe me.

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kids in Kitchen

The taps go flip, plop --

The saucepan goes stir, slop --

The knives and forks go rattle, clatter --

The baby goes pitter, patter --

The phone goes ring, ting --

The microwave goes beep, ping --

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Cow

The friendly cow, all red and white.
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might,
To eat with apple tart.

She wanders lowing here and there,
and yet she cannot stray,
all in the pleasant open air,
The pleasant light of day;

And blown by all the winds that pass
And wet with all the meadow grass
And eats the meadow flowers.

~~Robert Louis Stevenson